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What is a Hot Carl? What, who, when, why, how, which?

How about a Rusty Trombone, Chili Dog, Glass Bottom Boat, Pile Driver, and Mushroom Stamp?
Ok, Captain Obvious, I realize they are sex moves. ELABORATE. please?

Hot Carl : Defecating on someones face.

Rusty Trombone : Licking someones Batecrease while giving them a hand job at the same time.

Chili Dog : Defecating on a females chest and then titty-wnk her.

Glass Bottom Boat : Lying under a glass table and have someone defecate on top of the glass.

Pile Driver : When a woman is lying on her neck, hips up and a man is standing up squatting and thrusting into her.

Mushroom Stamp : After engaging in anal sex, slap the reciever on the forehead with your penis.

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☺♥☺ Can you write an amusing love story that includes 6 of these lines?

Nope...Not homework. I did not give you easy lines. Let's see what you can create. Have fun!

1. Here comes my 19th nervous breakdown.
2. She came in through the bathroom window.
3. This is a very rare stamp,you know.
4. I was surprised by who was eliminated tonight on 'Idol.'
5. Some like it hot.
6. Your stalker is looking particulary fetching, tonight, I must say.
7. Waaaaaait for me!!
8. I'm from another era..... A more polite era.
9. You may be a singer but you ain't no ________.
10. Every time you ______ I get a migraine.
11. And that is EXACTLTY why I do not tell you what is on my mind!
12. You got some wine? How's about you pour me a glass and maybe....Juuuuuuuuuust maybe, I'll answer that question.

SHE CAME IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW

Winston Robinson was a has-been. He had been one of the Smooth Crooners back in the sixties, with hits like "You are Lovely Tonight" and "Shall I Give You My Heart?". Of course, he had never hit the big times like Perry Como or Roger Whittaker, but he thought he'd been every bit as good. Still, it had been a living. Mostly he played in country clubs, or accepted small engagements here and there. He had once even had a song on the charts for a few weeks. No matter that it was number 47. His life on the road had definitely had its better moments, but it had never afforded him much time in one place. Although he had had a few fine romances along the way, he had never seemed to find the right woman. Now, in his old age, he had resigned himself to permanent bachelorhood.

He settled into a small bungalow with his older brother Harry, who also happened to be permanently single. The only other occupant was a large, slobbery St. Bernard named Ted. He had objected at first when Harry had brought him home from the pound, but now found him to be a loyal and stolid companion.

They were sitting in their usual spots that night, staring at the T.V. and eating nachos. "I was surprised by who was eliminated tonight on "Idol," said Harry. Winston had fallen asleep. "Huh?..." he started. "I SAID...I was surprised..." Just then, they heard a crash at the back of the house. Ted jumped up and woofed. Then he was down the hall and pawing at the bathroom door. "What the...?" asked Winston, heaving himself up out of the La-Z-Boy. There was another crash, then a giggle. Winston threw open the door. Standing there was a sixty-ish woman in a red dress and black fishnet stockings. His mouth dropped. "EX-CUSE ME?!!" he questioned. "Oh, that's all right, honey," she said sweetly. "I'm your number one fan! You know, it took me quite a while to track you down, but here you are BIG AS LIFE!!" she smiled broadly and threw her arms around him. "Madame!!" he shouted indignantly, "kindly control yourself!" He peeled her off and held her at arm's length. Her smile evaporated. "Well, ain't you something!" she sniffed. "I've come pert' near 500 miles just to see you and you...you..." she stammered.

Harry was at the door now. "What the Sam Hill is going on here?" he demanded. "She came in through the bathroom window," said Winston, pointing. Harry studied the interloper. "My, my," he said, eyeing her appreciatively, "what have we here?" The woman blushed and stuck out her hand. "Sally Mae Brinkmeyer. Pleased to meet 'cha." "Charmed, I'm sure," said Harry, kissing her knuckles. "HAVE YOU ALL GONE OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!!" asked Winston incredulously. "This woman is breaking and entering!" Sally Mae gave him a bruised look. "Well, Mr. Fancy Pants," she said, shaking her finger at him, "you may be a singer, but you ain't no gentleman!" "Listen," he shot back, "I'm from another era...A more polite era. One where strange women didn't go around breaking into peoples' houses!"

Harry intervened. "Now, Winston. It isn't every day we get such interesting, enthusiastic visitors." He gave her a wink. "Your stalker is looking particularly fetching tonight, I must say." He looked at her appraisingly. "Now, my dear, why don't you tell me why you're here..." Sally Mae straightened her dress. "You got some wine? How's about you pour me a glass and maybe....Juuuuuuuuuust maybe, I'll answer your question." she said coyly. Harry took her by the elbow and started down the hall. Ted looked up at Winston. "Hmmmph! Some guard dog YOU are!" he said disgustedly. Ted wagged his tail, then jumped up and planted a big wet one on Winston's lips. "GAH!!...UGH!! GET DOWN!" he shouted.

And that was how Harry met Sally. Winston found the woman insufferable. Angrily, he moved out, taking Ted with him. Harry and Sally got married shortly after. But, there is always a silver lining to every dark cloud. Sally Mae turned out to be the catalyst for launching Winston's new singing career. He started writing songs about loss, women who did men wrong, and his dog. Sound familiar? Old Winston had found a new genre in Country Western music. Sally Mae was the inspiration for his number one hit: "Every Time You Come to Town, I Get a Migraine". These days he has a standing engagement at the Grand Ol' Opry, which just goes to show you.... You never know when opportunity will knock on your door - OR - come in through your bathroom window.

THE END